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How I Scored 1,560 in GRE Using Telepathy

Alok wanted to share this amazing way he used to score 1,560 in GRE. Alok is in his final year of his B.S. in computer science. He’s an engineering student applying for Fall 2010.

Alok Writes

I have been a long time follower of Happy Schools Blog and I wanted to share my experience with you on how I used telepathy to score 1,560 in GRE.

Like 10 of my friends who were studying for GRE and GMAT, I was greatly influenced to study in the U.S. I started following Happy Schools by August last year. All the articles in the blog were very useful.

I stared studying for the GRE exam using a Barron’s book. Most of you reading my experience can follow what I did and you will be also able to score above 1,500 without much effort.

I could have very well kept my secret way which I followed to score 1,560 in GRE, but since I already got my score, I wanted to share my experience to others.

My Background

  • Doing final year in Computer Science
  • With 3 backlogs in 2-3 (due to accident) cleared in the next semester
  • Academics 64% (class rank: 4th)

Telepathy

My dad does yoga every day for 1 hour in the morning for the last 20 years. I started doing yoga 5 years back. My dad’s friend is a psychologist and one day my dad said that his friend is offering a 5 day class on telepathy.

I was able to attend that class for free along with my friend who paid Rs 1000 (50% discount). We took this class during our 3rd year in B.E.

We started practicing telepathy after Day 1 of the class. They taught us techniques on how mind works and how two friends can share information using telepathy. We got so interested in telepathy and used to spend time practicing to prepare the mind every day for next 4 months.

Day 5 of the class was the turning point. Until Day 4, it was all about mind techniques and how the nervous system, mind, and energy flow worked. Day 5 we were made into group of 3 people and had to do an exercise.

Just by following the instructions and techniques we learned in the first 4 days, we’re able to find what the other person was thinking about. It was so cool.

However, my dad friend said that I have to practice with my friend or another person who knows telepathy for techniques to develop into full skills.

Vimal and I spent more time learning all the techniques in the book they gave us and in 5 months’ time, I was able to find exactly what he was thinking about and he can find out what was on my mind. We used to pull pranks with our college friends using it.

Vimal was preparing for CAT and I started to study GRE. When I took my first practice test after studying for 4 weeks, I scored 350 in Verbal and 750 in Quantitative. So, I know I had to study harder to improve my score.

Vimal was good in English. I was feeling sad in class the next day since my verbal score was very low.

Telepathy for GRE

All of sudden Vimal suggested this idea. He said, “Since I’m good in English, we can try to use telepathy and see if I can get higher Verbal scores.”

He casually suggested that we give it a try. So, in that evening after college, we went home and he was sitting in the hall and I was in my room taking a practice test.

First Attempt

  • I will read the Verbal Question 2 twice and close my eyes
  • After 10 seconds, I will read all the answer choices and close my eyes
  • I will wait for 2 minutes and then when I felt the answer (what Vimal was thinking), I will answer a question.

We tried this for the Antonyms section and guess what? I got all question right. Awesome!

We felt so happy and another friend came home. So we decided to try again the next day.

Second Attempt

  • We tried another 10 questions and Vimal took the same test. We wrote down the answers and didn’t see the answers.
  • Then he went to the hall and I try to answer the same 10 questions using telepathy.
  • We scored at both tests.
  • In my first test, I got 3 out of 10 and he got 9 out of 10
  • In second test, I got 1 out of 10 and he got 9 out of 10.

So we found out that this telepathy method will work. Next was to find a way on how to make it work for Reading Comprehension (RC) and other question types.

We practised this every day and came up with a plan for RCs and sentence completion. His English skills was very much helping me.

Risk in GRE Exam

So the big question now is how to implement this on his GRE exam? We tried to sit a bit far apart and see if we can make this work. But unfortunately, he was not able to concentrate if there is noise around him.

Then if we are like over 50 meters, it was not working. We tried this in the college ED hall.

Then I gave him an idea. Why don’t you we both take the GRE exam on the same day, in same center? I was doing good in Quantitative and he was not interested to study in the US.

So, he needs to help me in the Verbal section.  So we booked our GRE schedules on the same date, time and testing center. It was pretty easy.

He got seat about 4 boxes to my left (about 6 meters). And bingo! I ended up scoring 760 in Verbal section and 800 in Quants. I will let you guess how much Vimal had scored in this test.

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84 Comments

  1. Telepathy totally works and those people are saying that hard work should be preferred, to them I want to say, telepathy requires much more hard work than preparing for GRE. And mastering it you can do much more than cracking GRE.

  2. It is an easy reading comprehension. I see no connection between scoring high in GRE and 'telepathy'. If you really got the result you are proud of, you had better figure out the reason behind other than telepathy if not hard working and practice.

    @HSb it is not fair to take ones time with irrelevant information.

  3. Mr. Alok its completely preposterous may be u took ur score to such heights by dis so called telepathy???? but you shud nt try to fool aspirants like this. cmmon GRE is not a game not even an brain reading test so keep ur obnoxious feelings nd experiences wid u nd thnks for ur suggestions??????????
    but i wud advice u dat u better join some ashram or move away from wordly affairs coz i personally feel u r not apt to live wid people like us who believe in hard work…………..

  4. Well, all I have to say that the author of this post got what he wanted: a lot of attention, be it good or bad. This is what people writing garbage actually expect. If you really want to discourage them, then simply ignore these posts. Or at least not give your comments. Save them for something more useful. (Hah! I myself am giving a comment on this. Well well..)

  5. This post proves to be the heights of playing around – a preposterous attempt to knit a story of gag! Above all this so-called Alok's telepathy way would never lead anyone to a good score in AWA, including him. One would never get time to close eyes before the test screen.

    My sincere suggestion for those who are aspiring to achieve high score on the GRE is a couple of websites that provide you with insurmountable warehouse of materials. Esnips.com – type the keyword GRE and you get all the materials on Earth required for an effective preparation. Aldaily.com comprises of articles concerning current affairs to science and arts that leaves you addicted for reading. Get a good thesaurus or dictionary application for your computer and get going.

    All the BEST!

  6. Dear Sir,

    I appreciate your efforts in helping us in our preparation.
    Its really a great contribution from your side but i have got a point to say..

    You say that its free to us. But are you doing it for free:)
    I think the answer is no.

    We are also helping to achieve your fortune.

    Thank you.

    Note:Sorry if it hurts you. I wrote this because i am follower of this..

  7. Hello Allok,

    Please Ignore the comments of the immature readers of HSB 😛 Please provide the screenshot of your gre score from the GRE portal so that all your bla bla.. stories will become true..

  8. Hey, Cool everybody

    By reading the above experience of Mr.Alok, anybody can say its fiction. i agree with them that is true in the above case but not all the time.

    Telepathy, Meditation etc., are age old techniques evolved in India. Now, because of western culture none of the Indians are not recognising it. These things works in practical also but these are Unscientific that’s all not the fiction at all. Unscientific means which cudn’t be seen just we have to feel.

    But in the above case its fiction because, nobody can avail telepathy without proper practice to set up the mind. It requires lot and lot of practice of meditation to get the information from other person.It could nt be happened within few days/months/years.

    Good luck everybody

    1. Errata:

      I agree that above case is fiction.

      Now a days, because of western culture none of the Indians are recognising it.

  9. Innovative way to copy in GRE !!! Please be practical…

    Quality on the posts on this site is coming down drastically. Blogs should be moderated before posting.

    1. Did you read the previous comments? Again HSB is free and there is nothing more you can demand from free resources. If the quality is not good and you paid for it then you have every right to ask.

  10. Most of you got it right. Scoring 1560 in GRE using Telepathy was a fiction. Made up story for April 1st.

    Even though it was fun, it gave an good idea of what you expect from Happy Schools Blog. It takes lot of effort to create an identity, but takes much more effort to maintain it.

    Hope you guys had fun reading this article. It’s was fun to read the comments and it created lot of buzz today. It was funny to read all the comments and particularly

    be practical…. dnt crack unnecessary jokes over here…. i followed this blog regularly… if u publish dis type of bledy shits then people lik me ll definetely keep dis away… i hope it wont repeat again……

    How someone can be so demanding when they get contents for free?

    1. Nothing wrong with this post of yours HSB. Having Fun IS a part of everyday life.. And this post did make me laugh!!

      Being a daily visitor to this blog for the past six months, i find the posts VERY useful.i wish there were many more posts in this blog to feast my eyes upon..

      I am Waiting for your next article now..

    2. nice joke. But i didnt get fooled. I was thinking how a person was able to get so much time. Thinking on a question for 2 to 3 min and yet trying to finish the test is next to impossible. That also how is it possible to reading comprehension. There itself i knew there s something fishy about this article.. No matter what no body can use shortcut to crack GRE.

  11. Hi HSB,

    I really value your blog. It is very useful. But, Please don’t publish any stupid article like this.

    I think Alok is not able to handle the unexpceted success of getting 1560. I recommned him to sit down ( within 50m radius !! ) with an International Maths olympiad gold medallist and do some really tough math problem. Let us see whether his telepathy will work there 🙂

  12. hi….

    be practical…. dnt crack unnecessary jokes over here…. i followed this blog regularly… if u publish dis type of bledy shits then people lik me ll definetely keep dis away… i hope it wont repeat again……

    thank u

  13. plz cum up wid smth practical to justify……………!!

    u cn evn appear medical xams wid this telephathy.its jus an emotional art!!

    1. Lol yeah.

      Firstly the amount of time the idiot spent learning nothing is way less than a person needs to crack the GRE.

      Oh and maybe you should read “The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar” by Roald Dahl and you will realize that other people can imagine the same thing as you do, and actually become successful fiction authors with it since their heads aren’t full of Shit.

      Alok, consider applying to the Lame school of conning, because they might be interested.

      Happy april fools day to all.

  14. These are just my thoughts!

    Don’t you think saying “I scored 1560 in GRE using Telepathy” is same as saying “I was able to copy in the GRE exam too”??

    I researched and yeh! There is a thing called “Telepathy”. If you are able to find the greatest criminals hiding in some corner of the world using this technique, then yeh! It is the perfect application and every people will be proud of you.

    Not trying to criticize but is this the right application? If someone is proud that they scored high by copying, then you ain’t smart. It only tells me that you are really good at practicing Telepathy. You should be happy about the fact that you are learning this technique at your best.

    And also it needs two people. This time, the guy is lucky enough to find another guy who was willing to help who was as good as him.

    You might waste most of your time finding the one who is willing to help and devote his/her time practicing it and try applying. There is no solid guarantee. It’s only a hope. Instead, work your butt off and try to score.

    Regards,
    S J

  15. i think this is a joke …played on APRIL 1st…come on ppl…do u realiZe that???

    APRIL FOOOOOL 😀

  16. Frankly even though this guy got 1560 , I am pretty sure he going to get your butt kicked in the US ! Period !

  17. So, it cant work beyond 50 meter radius eh? Why dont you try hard man? You can give the mobile-phone service providers and internet people a run for their money… It does not consume any electricity or natural resource And Bingo.. it helps going green!!! Gr8 man.. Market this technology instead of the existing, low-life, second world technologies of the western world..

    to the admins : Im not against this post or am i gonna critic you, but jus wanna say, i found this post VERY kinky!! 😛

  18. Guys…Chill..What day is it today?? April Fool’s day!! That’s how HSB has allowed this post!! An explanation will probably come tomorrow!

  19. I know most of you will not believe that this can be done. End of the day, I’m the one who has 1560 in GRE and any naysayers can say what they want.

    Does it hurt to get 1560 in GRE? Not at all.
    I’m already at top of this world after seeing admits starts poring in.

    If I intended to market the product/course, I could have listed the name of the books and class along with the article. Mind is much powerful than what you think, if you now how to use it.

  20. Hi Guys U just cant get it its 1st April so Happy schools blog is foolin u all .Its April Fool Joke & nothin else.

  21. OMG!! this is great news.. i wasted a lot of my time studying hard for all my exams.. i will just hack into some toppers mind and score well.. if this was possible, some commie would have already used it i think.. anyway, do give the contact details of the mindreader so i can learn to do it.. good way to market this stuff to people who believe it

  22. Hello everyone,

    Like most people here, I am also against this nonsensical method of preparing for GRE. As the cliche goes, there is no alternative to hard work. But I am amazed that HSB even allowed this kind of posts. I mean HSB has always produced quality articles and tips, but posting such crap seriously puts a dent in HSB’s credibility. HSB please don’t post such “shortcut” methods.

  23. This is a business trick. May be the guy want to start the sales of his telepathic and yoga books.Al ready few innocents started finding the material details. I feel pity on them. Totally waste of time.

    THERE ARE NO SHORT CUTS FOR SUCCESS &
    THERE IS NO SUBSTITUTE FOR HARD WORK

  24. Hey i follow your blog closely and read all the posts.But please don't put such sub-standard thigh here and degrade the image,you have maintained so well.

  25. Ha Ha! Someone please make a movie out of this!….

    But,seriously if this story is true,i need that Book! ha ha

  26. Is it possible?It is even out of my imagination!!!!
    If u 2 friends really did it, good job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  27. Best way to make a fool on April 1st in this blog.

    If the above said is true,Best way to be a fool for rest of the life.

  28. HSB, plz don't sh** this place with such experiences which does not teach to depend on self as well as what is inside our control.

  29. LOL!! dude with your IQ i don't believe 1560 is possible, unless the GRE suddenly became an exam of 16,000,000.

    To the admins: how can stuff like this be published on your blog?? Is it not abusing rights of free speech?? i guess dongi baba's are not just confined to religion, some have traversed and crossed educational barrier..

    To Shweta: GRE is an easy exam.. never pay money to frauds.. there is no substitute for hard work.. and the truth is: GRE IS NOT THAT TOUGH.. it just requires application.. and PRACTICE.. Hope you do well in your GRE..

  30. Hi…

    Though I'm past the GRE age, would like to undergo the telepathy training program. Would be glad if Alok could forward the contact details of the trainer!

    Regards

  31. woah!!great telepathy work..can u teach me sitting far away…i wud b a great intresting assignment to do…i lyked this article..hope everybody who reads enjoy!!

  32. this article is, like the comment above me says, a "good joke". but in a small way, it is also an affront to all the people who scored well of THEIR OWN ability. I also pity the author for his ignorance. If he would have worked a little harder himself he would have got much more value (which comes during the learning process and which i value more than the score itself) than just "1560 in GRE".

  33. Though its really hard to believe but nothing is impossible. Every one cant practise that. So dont give such easy and almost hare to believe ways which can divert one from studying hard.

  34. I get d feelin of readin a sci-fi novel…It may have helped Alok but not certainly for others…Its better I stop thinking about t n concentrate on ma GRE prep….

  35. whttttt… is this logical??… ethical??… practical??.. don get a thing out of it… feels so unbelievable… some joke…

  36. Cant believe it on first but who knows it can happen….besides i think such posts should not be entertained in thisblog…it might give a false impression that happyschools is encouraging such unethical pracitices.

  37. Can you really believe in this ? There might be some credibility to telepathy technique but it is hard to imagine it worked to this extent.
    I just don't believe it!! simple .

  38. Good April Fool. But newsletter email was sent out 11:49PM 3/31 which technically not April Fool day yet.

    1. No man ! don't do this trick.. it will be waste of time..
      Believe in working hard ! Hardwork leads you to victory…
      Don't waste time practicing Telepathy.. Instead use that time for preparing GRE…

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